What Type of Guttering Are You?

It’s the question you’ve always asked yourself, if I was a form of guttering what would I be? Well, now is the time to find out:

1. What do you like to do in your spare time?

A) Spare time, what’s that I’m always at the office!
B) Riding horses, clay pigeon shooting or tea with the duke, darling!
C) Prepping to ensure I look my very best and chilling with friends.
D) I’m pretty easy, what do you want to do?

2. What’s your favourite colour?

A) An efficient corporate silver.
B) Black or grey.
C) Often green but there is some flexibility.
D) So many to choose from! White, blue, red, black – I love them all!

3. What type of professional help do you think you need?

A) An accountant to help me with my bills.
B) A psychiatrist to curb my sense of importance.
C) A painter ‘cuz I need to look my best, bro!
D) I don’t think I need help…

4. Who are the most important people in your life?

A) My clients, obviously.
B) Anyone royal or important. Or rich!
C) My friends, I have tons of them!
D) Definitely my close friends and family

5. What’s your perfect job?

A) An eco-warrior, save the planet!
B) A job, can’t I just be rich?
C) A policeman, I hate thieves.
D) A futurologist, thinking ahead is important!

6. What’s your favourite animal?

A) Cats
B) Elephants
C) Birds
D) Dogs

7.  What’s your perfect night out? 

A) Sipping whiskey in the office working by candle light.
B) A brandy with the Queen would be spiffing!
C) Messy night out down the pub, often ending up being nicked.
D) Casual drinks with friends or family or going for a meal.

Now go back and find out which letters applied to you the most. The results for what type of guttering you are, are as follow:

A) Aluminium Guttering – lightweight and low maintenance, you’re a perfect all-rounder although you can be a bit expensive and sometimes a little too flash. You can be a bit awkward in certain situations and definitely prefer to be in an office or commercial building than at home.

B) Steel Guttering – strong and secure, you keep your ground even when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders (or leaves in the gutter). Depending on whether you need regular attention or can get on just fine on your own will be the difference between being galvanised and stainless steel. You tend to have veryexpensive tastes and enjoy hanging around luxurious homes and the occasional warehouse.

C) Copper Guttering – you’re highly sought after for your strong, long-lasting and aesthetically pleasing qualities, which can be a real pain for anyone trying to keep you for themselves. You love being around the home, as it’s where you really get a chance to look and work your best. If it wasn’t for your tendency to be expensive and go astray, you’d probably be most people’s first point of call.

D) Plastic Guttering – low-maintenance and with the uncanny ability to fit in perfectly wherever you’re needed. People love you for the fact that you help to save them a ton of cash and are extremely easy to get along with. Unlike other types of guttering you don’t need any professional help and you can stay put for long periods of time without breaking down or running away.

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